Guess what?

We’re going back in time, it wasn’t long ago when this site was brought to life (think of it as a complicated ritual in which a free willed undead was ripped from beyond the grave to serve some goal and then went astray…), do you remember why?

That’s right!

To trash Yoav!

Fun, fun, fun!

Where do we begin?

Why don’t I call?

Hmm…

Maybe it’s because I find you scary? How many people you know enjoy the “this and that” chat when it gets to skulls cleaning?

Don’t get me wrong, I see no harm in you finding new interests other then Nikki and model planes, but I really resent the fact that up till not so long ago you didn’t even bother to return calls…

No, I’m not saying I’m not about to talk to you, but you can’t pressure someone into it if he doesn’t want to himself, stressing me with pathetic lectures isn’t working, can’t you just pick up the phone and call whenever you want to without making a scene?

I’m not Chen, shit like that doesn’t work on me, you can ask Tali…

Now, for the second pitch…

I swear, next time disregard something I say in the game and deny the fact I said it (just because you’re so busy with the gothic scenery) I’ll rub your face in the sink till you smell like your ass!

I can’t even start to describe how nice it was to go through a complete game without the constant desire to go out for a breather – the nazi showers were child’s play compared to Yoav’s anus (what the hell do you use to grease that bad boy?).

Now about the tired modron, I’ve given up on reminding you to update, the job issue and the farts, don’t you see? You are becoming Tomer; you’ll be dating dossic mums soon…

Complement of the week goes to Hadi – the complete anti-Tomer, you see, two weeks ago, Tomer realized he made an innocent mistake about his hit-points, obviously, he corrected it immediately, alas, all the gods of troubles conspired against him and he made the same innocent mistake again… Hadi on the other hand is doing everything in his power (save for pulling the old ring-giver trick – not rolling for hit-points at all…), basically being indifferent to the roll, to be the positive inner plane (where Tomer is, duh, the negative one) by forgetting to write down the hit-points (I know, what about Yoav? He’s pandemonium when you compare people to planes…).

I don’t know about you, but I had fun, I’m still striking out as normal, I guess it’s the stress of being the number one fighter (who’s not a thief or a mage…) – when I played Andrew or Cinder, people didn’t expect it, now when I need a 6 to hit something, I’m lucky if I don’t fumble, not to mention the monsters who parry a 20 (bitch!), I thought about it, and I think blocking should consider the current THACO (even maneuvers) it’s only reasonable that a hit to the head is easier to block (trust me, you’ll thank me when you know who will start combining spells with a called shot-backstab X5).

Eyal, I don’t know what it is you’ll puke in my direction when you update the site, but I must remind you how easy it is for me to add a page regarding your average night in a troll’s club (by the way, was the encounter with the troll an idea you picked last Friday?), you’re good, but you still suck…

One last thing, Yoav, thanks for Stan, the miniature and pink grapefruits… you klutz!